Tuesday, February 01, 2005
[posted by jaed at 5:01 PM]"I swear to Allah, if you do not release our brave warriors held in captivity, by next week Garfield the cat will have a whole new reason to hate Mondays"
A new hostage-taking was announced today, but it seems our jihadist friends may have been reduced to threatening to behead G.I. Joe dolls:

The story, with a picture of the doll, at Wizbang
(Post title stolen from Ace of Spades, who offers a list of the Top Ten Other Terrorist Threats.)
True, it will probably turn out that this was done by some teenager with too much time on his hands, not by real jihadists [are we still supposed to call them "insurgents" after Sunday? I have not yet received the memo] who actually expected this to work, but still. This is sublimely hilarious, and I'm still a little high from the vote, so what the hell.
AH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!