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Wake up and smell the grjklbrxwg, earth beings.

Saturday, September 06, 2003

[posted by jaed at 11:15 PM]
"When the phone rings, it's us."
Natalie Solent offers a creative way to deal with telemarketers:
Hi, my name is Shelley and I'm calling to ask if you'd be interested in a new service offered by British Orangecom."
[Very enthusiastically] "Yes!"
"Wo-? Um. It's about 'Friends & Family 2003', a new call tariff that--"
"Yes. Oh yes."
"A NEW CALL TARIFF THAT OFFERS-"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, oh, oh yes!"
[Click.]

See, it is quite possible to dispose of these creatures while maintaining an entirely positive attitude.
Indeed (TM Instapundit).


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