bitter sanity

Wake up and smell the grjklbrxwg, earth beings.

Friday, February 28, 2003

[posted by jaed at 6:10 PM]
I have this terrible feeling about you:
A Small Victory reveals the Awful Truth:
It�s true. You heard of the Tupperware Lady? Well I am the TupperWAR Lady, and I rule a vast organization of pearl-wearing, pot roast cooking women who go door to door in hopes of charming other women into becoming warmongers.

If you see me standing on your doorstep with a nice jello mold in hand, you may not want to open the door.

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